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Stags , Sex and The Snake

Timeline circa 1994 - Location White Bear , Shipston on Stour .
When we took the White Bear we teamed up with an outdoor activity centre run by Freddie Scotland who entertained Stag Parties at his outdoor venue every weekend and we became the accommodation provider for these events together with being  the "entertainment centre" on Saturday nights . The form that this took was the Stag and his party of  usually about 12-15 of his men would arrive on Friday night and go to the activity centre for a full day on the Saturday after a hearty breakfast and then return to The Bear in the early evening when the fun would begin!

We had built a tiled "full  washdown " function room away from the main body of the hotel and they were served a fine supper in this room after which the "main event" would begin . Freddie Scotland supplied "ladies" to entertain the party and depending on how much the party had paid either one or two ladies would arrive at about 10pm .

On the following occasion the party had obviously paid a lot and this party was the most bizarre we ever hosted and candidly what followed I found rather shocking and ensured that there was never a repeat of this act . Two pleasing looking "gals" arrived and started their act which started in the traditional way of striptease and titillation in various ways . They then turned their attention to the Stag who they stripped and  raised to an obvious state of excitement before tying him to a carver chair (hard chair with arms) - his arms to the arms of the chair and his legs to the legs of the chair . Once secure the two gals "went to work" on him but ensured that he didn't "unload" - after a couple of minutes they blindfolded him , reached into a carpetbag , removed a Snake and attached it to his engorged member!!

The poor chap who obviously thought he was getting a "blowjob" started to groan at which point they whipped off the blindfold and he looked down and saw the serpent attached to his member at which point he screamed and emptied his bowels!

I was pretty horrified and saw that there was a never a repeat. A few days later my dear friend Sgt Nigel Rose popped into see me and said "Baggy - bloody funny but you really need to be careful " I assured him that I had absolutely no clue as to what was going to happen until it did!

Names changed to avoid embarrassment.

More Stag party vignettes to come but thankfully no more with animals!
     

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