Today's Quickie - The Mistaken Jellyfish

Timeline : 2000s Location : Greek Islands

An extremely dear lady friend of mine was recounting how she had recovered from a bout of the ruddy breast cancer and unfortunately lost a breast. I am delighted to say she is as fit as a fiddle now.

On her first holiday since recovery she went to The Greek Islands and enjoyed the lovely warm water swimming using her new swimsuit with a breast implant in the cup and as she put it "felt in seventh heaven" until the said device escaped out of her swimsuit and floated away . She swam after it but a man and his son got to it first believing it to be a Jellyfish and it was only after she shouted and gesticulated that the man stopped trying to thwack it to death in order that she could reclaim it and put back where it belonged!

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